Think Happy Thoughts

September of 99, I was scheduled for a spinal under mild anesthesia. To say I was feeling no pain would probably be an understatement. LOL... I was wheeled into the fluoroscopy room where the doctor and his assistant was waiting. They were having a problem finding a passage through my back.

The following is an excerpt from that day that I thought was funny. Hopefully, it's not a "you had to be there kind of thing."

Me - "So, what is the next step if you can't find a way through."
Doctor - "We don't want to think about that. LOL... I'll find a way. Just think happy thoughts."
Me - "Sex"
Doctor - "What?'
Me- "You said think happy thoughts. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex." I said all the while giggling my head off.
Doctor - interrupts with "Oh, I'm in..."
Me - Now I'm really tickled. What a prefect response.
Doctor - "Oh, it's coming, slow but it's coming."
Me - I am now busting a gut after that one. So was the assistant.

Once I was back in my room, this guy comes in my room... nice looking man. He smiles at me and I'm thinking, "who is this guy and what does he want?" THEN I notice his pants.

It's the DOCTOR!
So, I say, "hey you must be Dr W, I only saw you from the waist down and I recognize your pants!"
I'm telling you it was all over then.

ROTFLMHO!

Who would have thought you could have fun having a spinal.
It's a JO thing?

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