Twas the day after christmas
And not all is strange
Are the crowds flocking in
With their gifts to exchange

Their shirts are to large
Their ties are to brite
Their slippers are wrong
Their pants ... way to tight

They have to many pencils
Their books they have read
Or have two of a kind
And wish something instead

So if you might be eager
And anxious to learn
How to give and be sure
Your gifts won't return

It might be worth
this suggestion of mine
Nobody ever brings back
Their liquor and wine !!!

author : carollee