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"Wait! I have to get my serious outfit on. I have outfits for every mood. Serious coat... serious hat for my naturally blonde hair... and what's an outfit without a whip?!?" [She cracks the whip and everyone laughs]
And as best as I can recall, this is what she said... So, what did you think of my entrance? Yes, it was very fabulous, wasn't it? It is and it worked everywhere but in Cleveland. In Cleveland, the chandelier came down and I was hanging up there like a transvestite piñata. It was kinda sad a little scary. [Crosses legs] All I could think is... it's OK if I die but I'm not gonna pee on my costume. [Everyone laughs] But I wanted it to be fabulous because it is the last time I'm doing it. [Everyone yells no] Give me a freakin' break! I've been an evil freakin' diva for 40 freakin' years! [She draws in the air a big 4 and a big 0 followed by an exclamation point] All these young girls are coming to take... well they're not gonna take my place... but they're gonna take someone's place. [Audience yells no] J. Lo and Britney and all those girls, ya know. [Audience scoffs] Oh, that's beneath you. Anyway, wanna know the truth? Wanna know why I wanted to make this show so fabulous? I have a motive. I wanted it to be so fabulous and then I was gonna say... follow this you bitches. But I mean that with humility and love... you know how I am. We're getting close to the fabulousness and we're coming to the part I have always wanted to do... a ringmaster kind of thing. "Ladies and gentleman... and flamboyant gentlemen. Boys and girls, and children of all ages... welcome to the Cherest Show on Earth!" and this is the official beginning of the Cher show right now and... follow this you bitches! [She turns to leave the stage.] NEXT Or skip to your favorite costume! Cher's Final Concert Home Page Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6 Page 7 | Page 8 | Page 9 | Page 10 Page 11 | Page 12 | Page 13 | Page 14 Website created, designed and maintained by JO |
